Take a Number

Touché, Sir

While waiting for me to shower, Hubs is playing a video game wherein he is a female character. When I arrive downstairs I immediately accost him. 

Me: Pay attention to me. I have boobs.

Hubs: So does she. 

Mother of the Year

My 12yo attempts a task and can't do it.

Her: Ugh! You do it. I'm too stupid. 

Me: You are NOT stupid, sweetheart. You're just a loser.

What Just Happened?

I took three middle school girls to a pop concert at a 10,000 person venue. I forgot my earplugs. I entertained myself by bothering Hubs.