tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73897576394114919642024-03-14T05:05:49.552-04:00Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger710125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-55002970533476705502022-07-06T23:05:00.004-04:002022-07-06T23:05:54.200-04:00SPAMHubs and I are geographically separated for a minute while buying and selling houses nearly 600 miles apart. We still share a DoorDash account. <div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP7WiIa7cl1kES-8griA-5gbGpbba3k2a-rms_UdG7559-10-TZlBIiD06Wwyc1NSd5zOHbvkra5-4WghzM6LI1rNbWHFGR-SJOOi9HbibPOaKUaehOBXF47L4e32gLgbLCg6RTDLfUDFRtOrek4Ob4UyLp2phjF3_MGoYKh2fWUTR3gqAkNSOOEX0/s3388/GridArt_20220705_204639399.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2944" data-original-width="3388" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP7WiIa7cl1kES-8griA-5gbGpbba3k2a-rms_UdG7559-10-TZlBIiD06Wwyc1NSd5zOHbvkra5-4WghzM6LI1rNbWHFGR-SJOOi9HbibPOaKUaehOBXF47L4e32gLgbLCg6RTDLfUDFRtOrek4Ob4UyLp2phjF3_MGoYKh2fWUTR3gqAkNSOOEX0/s320/GridArt_20220705_204639399.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-19173181964527437732021-12-22T08:19:00.003-05:002021-12-22T08:19:35.978-05:00Bounce a Coin off Your Witcher<p> We're about to rewatch The Witcher on Netflix. Hubs has a thing for the main female character and I'd kill to get my hands on the Witcher himself. <br /></p><p>Hubs: "I'm ready to see Yennefer again."</p><p>Me: "I'm ready to see what's-his-name."</p><p>Hubs: "What's-his-name?"</p><p>Me: "Does he have a name?"</p><p>Hubs: "It's Geralt."</p><p>Me: "I don't need to know his name. I'm just going to be screaming <i>Daddy!</i> anyway. </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-8025433395486868652021-08-07T23:00:00.004-04:002021-08-07T23:00:49.098-04:00Blind Leading the Blind<p>Hubs: Why do blind people need audiobooks? They have Braille.</p><p>Me: They can't LISTEN to Braille while they're DRIVING. </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-82195278065234558382021-01-26T11:25:00.002-05:002021-01-26T11:25:42.655-05:00Don't Mess with Ian ZieringYou can't stop me from watching the Sharknado marathon.<br />
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For more examples of our undying love, click <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2014/09/as-fire-starts-to-mellow.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2016/09/as-fire-starts-to-mellow-part-deux.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2017/06/thats-amore.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2017/02/music-to-his-ears.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2015/04/magic-mirror.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2013/12/that-was-then.html" target="_blank">here</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-62260381404323930162020-02-03T11:10:00.000-05:002020-03-12T12:30:26.630-04:00Why Were People Playing Football at the Shakira Concert? We all know how I feel about Shakira. As for J-Lo... I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. And yes, I thoroughly enjoyed the show.<br />
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Yes, I'm still obsessed. For more Shakira, click <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2012/02/shakira.html" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2014/08/okay-maybe-i-am-bit-obsessed.html" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2015/07/undeniably-obsessed.html" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2016/04/gazelle.html" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2017/07/still-obsessed.html" target="_blank">here </a>or <a href="http://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2019/07/whenever-wherever.html" target="_blank">here</a>. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-1381910807399880322020-01-27T11:18:00.000-05:002020-01-27T11:18:08.525-05:00Gastronomy, Part DeuxOur AC unit died last summer. Hubs sent me an update from the repair guy.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-45986077234576537132019-10-16T12:00:00.002-04:002019-10-16T12:00:27.442-04:00Lost in Translation, Part TresMy mom has discovered the joys of CBD oil.<br />
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For more communication gaps, click <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2013/11/lost-in-translation_13.html" target="_blank">here</a> or <a href="https://exchangeswiththehubs.blogspot.com/2017/04/lost-in-translation.html" target="_blank">here.</a> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-42112052611871101882019-10-11T11:48:00.000-04:002020-01-17T15:40:12.376-05:00Boozehound<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-7225338993997613762019-10-09T12:24:00.000-04:002019-10-09T12:24:21.074-04:00Dirrty MartiniMy friends and I love dirty vodka martinis.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-41114530638008501962019-10-08T10:21:00.001-04:002019-10-08T10:21:35.017-04:00Artemis RevisitedA friend of mine recently moved to Arizona.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-40021901456631704162019-10-04T11:47:00.000-04:002019-10-04T11:47:20.420-04:00SphynxPreface: Hubs is bald.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7389757639411491964.post-75155534860230569792019-09-30T11:29:00.000-04:002019-09-30T11:29:23.784-04:00Small Packages Sometimes Hubs makes decisions that don't make a lot of sense to me.<br />
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