Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Me:  Ohio State Buckeyes.  Excuse me, THE Ohio State Buckeyes.  What a bulls*** mascot.  Is that supposed to inspire fear?  All hail the mig...

Hubs:  Do you know why I don't eat pinto beans anymore? Because you took my soul, my free time, my likes and dislikes, and my eating hab...

Hubs:  Let's go do it. Me:  I just want to sleep. Hubs:  I'll be quick. Me:  No, seriously.  I just want to go to sleep. Hubs:  ...

Me:  Who was the host on that SNL we haven't watched yet?  Tatum Channing? Hubs:  It's Channing Tatum. Me:  Why do you know that? ...

As we were pulling up to McDonald's to satisfy our fountain Coke addiction, we noticed that the restaurant was dark.  There was a fire t...

Me:  Why don't you get me a popsicle? Hubs:  Why don't you make me a sandwich? Me:  Seriously.  Get me a popsicle. Hubs:  I'm...

Hubs:  Why are you obsessed with Shakira? Me:  I'm not. Hubs:  I'm pretty sure you once said you'd leave me for her if you had...