Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

As we're getting ready to go grocery shopping Hubs:  Let me go get my wallet. Me:  Yup.  That's important. Hubs:  I'm surpris...

Hubs:  Speaking of babies, when are you going to squirt out number two? Me:  Well, I don't know. . ? Hubs starts laughing so hard he c...

Listening to a TV music station, we heard the BeeGees "Nights on Broadway", and realized that Jimmy Fallon had actually used a Bee...

Hubs is changing positions on the couch when he cringes and grabs his crotch. Hubs:  Sometimes you just move the wrong way and you get a p...

Me:  We need to vacuum these chairs.  They're disgusting. Hubs:  We could just Dirt Devil them. Me:  Same difference.  Whatever.  So w...

We were talking to friends about their fertility woes and the awkwardness of the husband giving a "sample" at the doctor's off...

Me:  Does someone always die on this show?  Like, every episode? Hubs:  Well, the name of the show is "Fatal Attractions," so... ...