Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Hubs has a new boss named Edward, and there have been jokes about working on "Team Edward". Me:  Well, if I had to choose between...

We're watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas". Me:  I love that Snoopy never makes a sound, but he laughs out loud. Hubs:  I kn...

I'm lamenting my cats' bathroom habits. Me:  What is the fascination with taking a dump in a freshly cleaned litter box? Mom:  I c...

A song comes on. Hubs:  Hey, it's The Strokes. Me (listening...):  Isn't that The White Stripes? Hubs:  You are correct.  See?  T...

Me:  I'm so glad I don't have a peanut allergy. I like too many things with peanuts in them.  Like peanut butter.  And Snickers.  An...

My parents have head colds.  We met them for dinner, toddler in tow. Hubs:  I hope you guys didn't give her syphillis or anything. Me:...

We have a cat named Zeke.  Hubs was aggravated with him. Hubs:  Zeke, you can lick my balls. Me:  Do you want him to do that? Hubs:  No. ...