Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

We phoned it in on dinner tonight.  Hubs warmed up hot dogs. Hubs:  How many wieners do you want?  Me:  Just one.  It's kind of what I...

I'm ridiculously pregnant (due in two weeks) and I'm feeling an overwhelming urge to tie up loose ends and prepare for this baby. As...

Hubs:  I got a notice today that my life insurance policy went up to (amount). Me:  Ooh!  I didn't know it was that high. Hubs:  Um, y...

We're at Ikea and I'm trying to choose a lamp shade. Me:  That whole room is grey and black, so it might be safest to go with the b...

It's winter and our house is dry.  I convinced Hubs several years ago to do deep moisturizing treatments on his hands to keep them from ...

Me:  I just took a little less than three pounds of ground beef and turned it into a little more than six pounds of meatloaf. Hubs:  Good j...

Hubs has a new boss named Edward, and there have been jokes about working on "Team Edward". Me:  Well, if I had to choose between...