Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Hubs is fixing our patio table and has a wrench and socket set out.  EB (age 2.5) sees it and starts inspecting all the pieces, asking to he...

I was telling Hubs about an episode of some Housewives show I watched where one typically vapid housewife was celebrating her fortieth birth...

We've decided Baby #2 has done us in. Me:  I think I'm ready to start getting rid of baby stuff as she outgrows it. Hubs:  Yeah, I...

Hubs has just asked about a basket of laundry and I've told him it's clean.  A few minutes later I find EB's dirty clothes in th...

Me:  I'm due for a colonoscopy in six years.  I'm already dreading it.  You're not due for another fourteen. Hubs:  Whatever. ...

Hubs takes EB (age 2.5) to the car for an outing.  He pops his head back in the kitchen before they leave. Hubs:  You need to work with he...

I made hamburgers a couple nights ago and took off my wedding rings to keep them clean.  Any time I do this, I forget to put them on for sev...