Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Me: I've noticed that more often than not, the garage door is unlocked when I get home. Hubs: That's because I leave it unlocked. ...

We do all of our holiday shopping on Amazon, and Hubs waits all year for their Black Friday --> Cyber Monday sales. He is particularly ob...

We've lived in the same house for 18 months and Hubs has just recently begun misjudging when he pulls his car into the garage. Me: You ...

My grandfather lives in the middle of nowhere with my aunt. They frequently have stray cats (and thus litters of kittens) around. As felines...

Our toddler is hobbling around the house with her pants around her ankles. Hubs: Pull up your panties so we can go eat dinner. Me: I bet y...

We're at Gold Star Chili, looking at the menu. Hubs: I think I want a three-way. Me: For your birthday? Hubs's brother: I think t...

Hubs: Why don't you go get me a coke? Me: I'm too tired to come up with a biting remark so I'm just going to say no. Hubs: It ...