Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Monday, December 29, 2014

Yo Mama. . .

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Everyone in our family (including our four parents) has been battling illnesses, from vomit to fevers to head colds to kidney stones. Hubs:...
Friday, December 26, 2014

He's My Cherry Pie

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My mom makes cherry pie for Christmas every year. We're sneaking a bite before dinner when she loads the fork with half a slice of pi...
Friday, December 19, 2014

I Take What I Can Get

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Hubs: Why are you being stupid again? Me: Aww. That's sweet. The "again" implies that I stopped for a while, so I'm taki...
Friday, December 12, 2014

Who Googles That?

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I was attempting to look up "nugget shaped pearls", but Google had different plans.

Mistaken Identity

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I usually send Hubs a quick text when I leave work to tell him I'm on my way. The afternoon before Thanksgiving (which we were hosting) ...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Sphincter Ventriloquy

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I bump something with my hand and it makes a weird noise. Preschooler: Mommy, what was that? Hubs: She farted. Me: I did not. I hit thi...
Monday, December 1, 2014

He's So Pretty

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I'm writing grocery items on the dry erase board when Hubs irks me, so I swipe the marker across his cheek. Hubs: Not my face! That...
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