Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

I'm living vicariously through a friend who just moved to NYC. Her stories are delicious.

We're watching the UEFA Euro 2016 (soccer) tournament.  Hubs: They put trackers on their jerseys now. That dude who just came off t...

Hubs has just gotten out of the shower in the morning and is putting lotion on his face when I stop to kiss him goodbye. Me: Ew! There...

I hate it when I hiccup and burp at the same time. At our house we refer to that as a "hurp". Me: [hurping noisily] I have the h...

My mom was recently having some medical stuff done and was attached to an IV pole that ran on electricity with a battery backup.  My m...

Me: Why don't you shut up? Hubs: Well, why don't you . . . keep telling me what to do because I love it.

We're at my parents' celebrating Memorial Day and Hubs and my dad have left to make a run to Liquor Barn. In the meantime, I'v...