Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Hubs bought a new coat just before we left on vacation and thus spent all week assessing it. He was most impressed by the three sets of pock...

We sit down for Thanksgiving dessert and someone finally notices that my daughters have nothing to drink. I, on the other hand, have had a g...

We're shopping at Costco and our daughters are getting restless. They decide to take their boredom out on Hubs. Hubs: I'm stand...

Hubs reaches under the covers, pulls out one of my socks, and throws it at me. Me: Yeah. There are probably more down there. Hubs: Why do...

Hubs walks up behind me and rubs against my butt.  Hubs: Are you turned on? Me: Oh, yes. Hubs: [walks away] Me: So you turn me on an...

Hubs is checking his weather app. Hubs: Guess what the temperature is going to be on Thursday. Me: 69. Hubs: How did you know that? Me: ...

The following was posted on a Facebook page I follow and I had to show it to Hubs: Me: Obituaries are going to become a thing of the p...