Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Turns out I also Dan Quayle'd Dan Quayle.

Hubs: You know, I do have standards. Me: [belching] You sure about that?

GPS: Turn left on to Interstate 69 south. Hubs: [snort-giggles like a high schooler] Me: Really? Hubs: Oh, c'mon. You don't want ...

I've recently lost a respectable amount of weight. Hubs spots me getting out of the shower and waggles his eyebrows suggestively. Me: ...

Sometimes MadLibs take a turn for the worse... For more awkward family moments, click here or here or here .

Hubs: Are you just going to keep telling me what to do? Me: Isn't that why you bought me?