SPAM

Hubs and I are geographically separated for a minute while buying and selling houses nearly 600 miles apart. We still share a DoorDash account. 

Bounce a Coin off Your Witcher

 We're about to rewatch The Witcher on Netflix. Hubs has a thing for the main female character and I'd kill to get my hands on the Witcher himself.

Hubs: "I'm ready to see Yennefer again."

Me: "I'm ready to see what's-his-name."

Hubs: "What's-his-name?"

Me: "Does he have a name?"

Hubs: "It's Geralt."

Me: "I don't need to know his name. I'm just going to be screaming Daddy! anyway. 

Blind Leading the Blind

Hubs: Why do blind people need audiobooks? They have Braille.

Me: They can't LISTEN to Braille while they're DRIVING. 

Don't Mess with Ian Ziering

You can't stop me from watching the Sharknado marathon.
You bet I can.

MEAT CANDLE

We have a restaurant here that is absolutely to die for. You have to deal with the hipster servers, but as long as you ignore them it's a wonderful experience.

Time to Make the Donuts!

My mom loves donuts but pretty much only eats them after her semiannual blood draws (i.e. cholesterol checks).

The Marriage Is Too Damn Long

I've come to the realization that Hubs and I basically have the same relationship that my parents do.

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