Lunchlady Land

15yo is having issues assembling her sloppy joe for dinner and Hubs yells, "COME ON! PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!" 

It Wasn't MY Suggestion

Our younger daughter is having a birthday. The cat helped wrap her presents.

Credit Where Credit Is Due

Hubs: I was going to make Mexican food... but then I didn't.

Me: That sounds like a story I'd tell. I think you plagiarized that from me. 

Him: I was also going to take out the trash but I didn't. 

Me: Another one of my greatest works. 

Nacho Servant

Hubs has been awake for a few hours when I finally come downstairs.

Him: Have you ordered me nachos yet?

Me: No. 

Him: Why are you even down here? 

Don Draper

Hubs just finished a project for work and submitted his section for review, along with his two junior coworkers. He's really good at what he does.

Not Exactly a Surprise

We're watching a TV show where a middle-aged family man is finally coming out of the closet.

Hubs: You should be preparing yourself for that possibility. I might decide I'm gay someday.
Me: It's not like it would be a shock.

Shak-quester

Shakira is performing and I am going to sequester myself to watch her. 

Me: So... Just get whatever you need from our bedroom and stay out for a while. I'll be in there with the door locked. 

Hubs: I won't see you that evening? 

Me: No. I'm not coming out. I'll make sure I have water. Maybe some crackers. 

 

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