Shakira is performing and I am going to sequester myself to watch her.
Me: So... Just get whatever you need from our bedroom and stay out for a while. I'll be in there with the door locked.
Hubs: I won't see you that evening?
Me: No. I'm not coming out. I'll make sure I have water. Maybe some crackers.
She's still a goddess. For more Shakira, click here or here or here or here or here or here.
My daughters are fond of the "yo mama" retort and all its iterations.
Hubs: What do y'all want to watch?
15yo: Let's watch Blade.
12yo: No, I want to watch more of a horror movie.
15yo: Your mother is a horror movie.
12yo: Mom, are you a horror movie?
Me: I'm a shit show. Does that count?
Hubs and I are big fans of Jersey Mike's. We usually get cheesesteaks to eat immediately, and a cold sub to split the next day.
Hubs: Why are you always so mean and hateful to me?
Me: Why do you continue to take it like a giant loser?
Hubs: Valid question.
While waiting for me to shower, Hubs is playing a video game wherein he is a female character. When I arrive downstairs I immediately accost him.
Me: Pay attention to me. I have boobs.
Hubs: So does she.
