One-Eyed Willie

We're watching Kentucky play and Cauley-Stein makes a basket.

Hubs: That was ugly but it went in.
Me: That's what she said. Every. Single. Time.

Evil Olive

Sent to Hubs

Honesty Is the Best Policy

After declining an invitation to go sledding with a friend / neighbor, he texted a suggestion for getting my daughters out in the snow.

Beware the Man in the Trench Coat

Hubs has been sick and is not looking forward to setting foot in our daughters' daycare.

Me: So you're worried that you might give the kids what you have?
Hubs: What? Of course not. I'm worried about me. I don't want to catch anything else from that cesspool.
Me: So you just don't want to expose yourself.
Hubs: That is correct. I don't want to expose myself to a room full of children. Pretty sure that's frowned upon.

Menorahs and Dreidels and Latkes, Oh My!

My sister-in-law is Jewish, and this exchange took place on the first day of Hanukkah.

She's a Good Guesser-Maker

We're putting together a new bed for our preschooler, EB.

EB: Mommy, you're a good putter-inner with a screw.
Me: Thanks, sweetie.
EB: You're a good screw.
Hubs: You're right. But don't tell anyone.