Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

We're watching a TV show where a middle-aged family man is finally coming out of the closet. Hubs: You should be preparing yourself ...

Shakira is performing and I am going to sequester myself to watch her.  Me: So... Just get whatever you need from our bedroom and stay out f...

My daughters are fond of the "yo mama" retort and all its iterations.  Hubs: What do y'all want to watch?  15yo: Let's wat...

Hubs and I are big fans of Jersey Mike's. We usually get cheesesteaks to eat immediately, and a cold sub to split the next day.

We live in a rural area where Dollar Generals abound.     

Hubs: Why are you always so mean and hateful to me? Me: Why do you continue to take it like a giant loser?  Hubs: Valid question.