Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Our younger daughter is having a birthday. The cat helped wrap her presents.

Hubs: I was going to make Mexican food... but then I didn't. Me: That sounds like a story I'd tell. I think you plagiarized that fro...

Hubs has been awake for a few hours when I finally come downstairs. Him: Have you ordered me nachos yet? Me: No.  Him: Why are you even down...

Hubs just finished a project for work and submitted his section for review, along with his two junior coworkers. He's really good at wha...

We're watching a TV show where a middle-aged family man is finally coming out of the closet. Hubs: You should be preparing yourself ...

Shakira is performing and I am going to sequester myself to watch her.  Me: So... Just get whatever you need from our bedroom and stay out f...

My daughters are fond of the "yo mama" retort and all its iterations.  Hubs: What do y'all want to watch?  15yo: Let's wat...