Effen Wasted

These Are the People in Your Neighborhood

Our neighborhood has a thousand Facebook pages, but one of them is dedicated solely to food. I recently got trolled by a fellow member.

Bug-Eyed

We're at a TexMex restaurant and the table next to us is being served ginormous taco salads. Hubs's eyes go wide.

Hubs: Ohmigod. I'm going to stare.
Me: I figured.
Hubs: They look delicious. One of those bowls is filled with steak.
Me: Most men stare at boobs. You stare at food.
Hubs: I can have the food.

Midnight Cheesecake

I sent my mom this eCard:

And this is the exchange that followed:

It Loves Company

Hubs: What are you making me for dinner?
Me: Miserable.