A Bowlful of Jelly

Message thread with Hubs around Christmastime.

Two Steps Back

My mom makes the world's best sugar cookies.

These Are the People in Your Neighborhood, Part Deux

We have an incredible, irreverent Facebook group in our neighborhood. I can't take credit for any of these gems, which goes against my unofficial policy of only posting conversations in which I took part, but these are just too good not to share. To atone for this departure from the norm, this is a three-for.

Numero Dos:

Numero Tres:

Nigerian Princes

A neighbor solicits help responding to Facebook phishing. I may have been bored that evening when I responded.

Keeping Her Off the Pole, Part Deux

I have nothing but the highest standards for my children.

For more about my destined-to-be-a-stripper daughter, click here: Keeping Her Off the Pole

#crackpipe

Someone posted a picture on our neighborhood Facebook page asking for help identifying the remnants of an object found in his driveway.

Here's the mystery picture:

Female conjecture:

And another guess, this time by a man:
 

Cheaper by the Gallon

Evidence of my brother-in-law's visit (grocery list on our fridge).

Moist Delights

Hubs gets out of the shower and rubs his damp butt on me.

Me: Ew! You're still, like, clammy.
Hubs: I was just trying to please you.
Me: Maybe one day you'll succeed.

Lipstick on His Collar

We have two daughters, ages five and almost-three. My mom decided to give them lipstick and turn them loose, so both girls latched on to Daddy and covered his cheeks in lip prints.

My dad: I bet you're loving this, aren't you?
Hubs: Reminds me of college, walking through the quad.