Matchmaking, Part Deux

More Match fun!

Wit and Witticisms

I have a friend who consistently makes me snort laugh with her one-liners.

She recently purchased an old Victorian home for her office building and had this to say about it.

Matchmaking

I have a friend who signed up for Match and she's been kind enough to share her experiences with us.

By Order of the Peaky Blinders

I may have a thing for Tommy Shelby, the fictional 1920s Birmingham gangster from the show Peaky Blinders. Not the actor Cillian Murphy, mind you. Just the character. Like... yeah. It's bad. I only allow myself to watch the show when I'm on the treadmill because Tommy Shelby is basically my carrot on a string.

Me: I just burned five hundred calories. And watched another episode of Peaky Blinders.
Hubs: Wow. And then did you rub one out?
Me: I mean...
Hubs: Were you even on the treadmill?
Me: All I said was I burned five hundred calories.




Just a few pictures to illustrate my point...

Where the Sun Don't Shine

A friend of mine recently signed up for Match.com and it's surprising how much entertainment it's providing.

 

If you're not familiar with the television show The Girls Next Door, you need to be. 

Evening Constitutional

Hubs and I have split up to put our daughters to bed. I get finished first and am hanging out downstairs when I hear Hubs emerge from the 7yo's room. . . and then silence. I wait twenty minutes before sending him a text.

I get no response and another twenty minutes passes before Hubs finally wanders downstairs, looking dazed.

Me: Did you get my texts?
Hubs: Yeah. . . Just now.
Me: What were you doing?
Hubs: I'm gonna be honest. I thought you were taking a shit and I fell asleep.

Let Freedom Ring

My younger child can spend up to half an hour on the toilet, singing and talking to herself. It's kind of her happy place.

Chili Willy

Flex Your Pecs

Some of my friends go to yoga at 5:15 am. Some of my friends are crazy.