Chimney Sweep

There Can Only Be One

I just got a new vehicle that is roughly seventeen times the size of my last one. I can't park it. My five-year-old was not impressed with my five attempts at hitting a spot the other day.

Piggy

Snow Bird

Do NOT travel north for spring break.

We Have the Meat

Me: You should go get me some Arby's.
Hubs: I'm going to choose not to hear that.
Me: Fine. I'll say it louder. YOU SHOULD GO GET ME SOME ARBY'S.
Hubs: I'm not going to go --
Me: Arby's.
Hubs: What are you, five?
Me: AND A HALF.

Specimen

Sometimes people get in bad moods. Hubs is no exception.

Resting Bitch Face

We can't explain it, but I really do look British. Or something.

Caveat Emptor