My New YouTube Channel

Two things: Hubs and I are having chili for dinner, and our daughters are performing in a musical showcase at their elementary school.

Asshole

Preface: Hubs is bald. We're watching TV and see an ad for a hair replacement procedure.

Hubs: 'Hey, you piece of shit! You need hair! I bet you feel pretty worthless without it.'
Me: You know how that commercial made you feel? That's how every makeup commercial talks to women. Every shampoo commercial. Clothing. Skin care.
Hubs: Yeah, but some of you need it.

Mother of the Year

My mother has *exactly* the right amount of faith in me.

Par for the Course

Hubs was on a roll last night.

Like a Fine Wine

I love my parents.

My Friends > Your Friends, Part Tres

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I Got Chills. . . They're Multiplyin'

In an unfortunate moment of weakness Hubs once told me that his first-ever crush was on Olivia Newton-John, and it was due to the movie Grease. Therefore, I bought him a bad girl Sandy Funko Pop  for Father's Day. The other night I convinced Hubs to watch the movie while we played a game.

Me: Wait... Did I buy you the wrong Funko?
Hubs: What?
Me: I mean, you were little when you saw this. Maybe you were attracted to wholesome Sandy.
Hubs: Huh. I'd never thought about it. I guess we're about to find out.
Me: Ooh! I know! I'll just stare at your crotch and when I see movement we'll know.

Mango Mussolini

A friend of mine is married to an African American guy, which I wouldn't mention except that it's relevant to the story. Also, the Cheeto in Chief is coming to a town near us.


She received this text from a friend:

And forwarded it to us:

Touche

Hubs: Hey! The new season of Ozark comes out on August 31st.
Me: I've told you that twice.
Hubs: And now I've told you once.

My Friends > Your Friends, Part Deux

Just more tidbits from my fabulous friends.

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