Run for the Border, Part Deux

We're driving in silence when Hubs starts laughing.

Me: What?
Hubs: That billboard says 'Red Hot Excitement' but I thought it said 'Red Hot Excrement'.
Me: Taco Bell ad?



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Child Labor

My kids are scrawny.

Arms of the Angel

One of those god awful Sarah McLachlan dying animals commercials comes on TV. Then Eric McCormack (you know him -- Will from Will & Grace) pops up in the middle of it.

Me: What the hell? When did he get involved? What is it with Canadians?
Hubs: This is awkward. It looks like a community service punishment. They were like, "Yeeeaaah... he kicked a puppy. He needs to do a commercial."