Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

We're at home at night and Hubs disappears. I can't find him anywhere. Finally he shows up from outside. Me: I was actually startin...

I convinced Hubs to buy a ginormous white pumpkin the other night. It literally needed its own grocery cart and it may be the most amazing t...

Me: Why didn't you park there? Hubs: I didn't think I could fit in that spot, but once I got closer I realized it was bigger than ...

Me: I have a massive zit right at the opening of my nostril. Hubs: Those hurt like a bitch. He notices that the radio has switched to a Sa...

We're at my parents' house and my mom is flipping through random jpeg files on her laptop, many of which are ecards. My mom: Do you...

Hubs is sitting on the floor trying to fix a broken computer and the cat keeps rubbing on the wireless keyboard, pushing buttons. Hubs: Qui...

Me:  Did you know we can sign up for Costco before they open next month?  They're taking new members at that hotel by my parents' ho...