Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Hubs is having trouble with a project at work. Throughout the evening, he keeps popping up with more instances of how badly the situation...

Our bed is ridiculously difficult to make and we struggle to put it back together every time I wash the sheets. There is generally profanit...

Our preschooler EB is standing in Hubs's lap eating a Rice Krispies treat. EB: Snap, crackle, pop! Hubs [grimacing]: I think she's...

We're at a restaurant and Hubs is looking over our check. Hubs: Man, you're expensive. Me: I know. I shouldn't have gotten ...

We're leaving dinner. Hubs: Do you want to stop for anything on the way home?  Drink? Snack? Me: No, I'm full. But pleasantly full...

The baby has just broken the preschooler's princess headband and we're trying to keep her from freaking out. Hubs: Anything your si...

The baby shoves a whole waffle fry in her mouth.  Hubs: You're going to have to get that out of there. Me: Meh. She'll spit it...