Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

I work with three surgeons.  One of them is an Iron Man triathlete who frequently qualifies for the national Iron Man competition.  He also ...

Hubs is a computer programmer and is obsessed with technology. Hubs: I'm going to nerd out for a second. But just for a second. Then I...

Hubs: What are you going to go get me for dinner? Me [flipping him off] Hubs: I've had that before. I want something different.

Me: I've almost hit my ten thousand steps for the day. I'm going to get on the treadmill and finish this. Hubs: Yeah, I'm unde...

We're watching the World Cup final and Goetze has just scored the winning goal. Me: Do you know how much ass he's going to get? Hu...

We're watching the World Cup final and Schweinsteiger has just been hit in the face and is bleeding. Hubs: They have stuff they can spr...

Our preschooler says I'm four years old. Hubs: Wow. If that were true, Daddy would be in jail. Me: And Mommy would be in Guinness.