Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

I've been out of it all evening.  Me: I feel dopey. Hubs: Why? Me: I don’t know. I just do. Hubs: Why would you feel guilty? Me...

EB, our preschooler, wants to hold my engagement ring.  Me: Sorry, sweetie. I don't take these off. Hubs: Mommy only takes them of...

Hubs can't figure out how to set the timer on the toaster oven so I do it for him.  Hubs: You think you're so smart. Me: Um, I...

I'm out with friends when they start telling a story about a guy named John. Me: Is this John John or the other John? Friends: It...

Hubs and I are talking technology and his phone keeps dinging with chat messages. Hubs: If we need to stream something from a website, I co...

Me: Did you know that the aquarium was invented by a woman? Hubs: That explains why they require so much maintenance.

Me: Why is this car so hot? Hubs: That's just you. You're hot. Me: Hmph. Hubs: Actually, it's the heat from my heart. It...