Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

My daughters are fond of the "yo mama" retort and all its iterations.  Hubs: What do y'all want to watch?  15yo: Let's wat...

Hubs and I are big fans of Jersey Mike's. We usually get cheesesteaks to eat immediately, and a cold sub to split the next day.

We live in a rural area where Dollar Generals abound.     

Hubs: Why are you always so mean and hateful to me? Me: Why do you continue to take it like a giant loser?  Hubs: Valid question. 

While waiting for me to shower, Hubs is playing a video game wherein he is a female character. When I arrive downstairs I immediately accost...

My 12yo attempts a task and can't do it. Her: Ugh! You do it. I'm too stupid.  Me: You are NOT stupid, sweetheart. You're just a...