Small Packages

Sometimes Hubs makes decisions that don't make a lot of sense to me.

Then a few days later, this came up:

Light My Fire

My best friend may be a lesbian, but she recognizes beauty when she sees it.

I Concede

We all have that one friend whose snark and wit are incomparable and I always thought it was me until I met this one...

Sweet Dreams

Hubs and I are lying in bed at night, catching up on each other's days before going to sleep.

Me: 6yo told me that the last word she hears before falling asleep is what she'll dream about. Tonight it was marshmallows.
Hubs: Interesting. [pause] Boobies. Boobies boobies boobies.
Me: I see what you're doing. Are you going to start counting boobs to fall asleep at night?
Hubs: I should! [sighs] Two... Four... Six...

Run for the Border, Part Deux

We're driving in silence when Hubs starts laughing.

Me: What?
Hubs: That billboard says 'Red Hot Excitement' but I thought it said 'Red Hot Excrement'.
Me: Taco Bell ad?



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Child Labor

My kids are scrawny.

Arms of the Angel

One of those god awful Sarah McLachlan dying animals commercials comes on TV. Then Eric McCormack (you know him -- Will from Will & Grace) pops up in the middle of it.

Me: What the hell? When did he get involved? What is it with Canadians?
Hubs: This is awkward. It looks like a community service punishment. They were like, "Yeeeaaah... he kicked a puppy. He needs to do a commercial."