Hubs gets hangry.
Me: Just go eat a tiny Kit Kat while you wait for me to shower and then we can go eat.
Hubs: Why a Kit Kat? Why not a cereal bar?
Me: That's too much. You just need something to take the edge off.
Hubs: Hey. I'll be the one to decide how big the edge is, wom-- [starts laughing]
Me: I love that you can never finish a threat without laughing. I'm not sure if it's because you're such a nice guy or if it's a self preservation tool.
Hubs: We'll leave that up in the air.
Hubs is an avid gamer and usually plays after the girls and I have gone to bed. We've just gotten our daughters to sleep.
Hubs: You wanna go downstairs and watch something? Or are you going to bed?
Me: I'm just going to pass out.
Hubs: Then I guess I have no choice but to go and beat Diablo.
Me: Is that what you're calling him now?
It's Hubs's responsibility to take out the trash every week.
Hubs: I gotta hurry and get all this on the street before it rains.
Me: Are you talking about the trash or [gesturing to his body] all of thissss?
Hubs: Joke if you will, but I'm worth a pretty penny.
Me: Exactly. A penny.
Hubs: Hey, if it's money it's worth it. I'll just have to sit on a pillow for a while tomorrow.
