Dude Looks Like a Lady

Getting Away with Murder

I posted this in our neighborhood Facebook group.

I Want You to Want Me

We're going to Target for one specific purchase.

Hubs: I reserve the right to browse the electronics.
Me: Well, I reserve the right to browse anything I want.
Hubs: [points at himself] Like thissss?
Me: I said anything I want.

Cold Comfort

Hubs gets this fortune:

And says: "Ooh! I can't wait to meet Comfort."

I'm Fluent in Swedish

My parents kept in touch when they took a trip across  Scandinavia.

People Who Live in Glass Houses Shouldn't Beat Dead Horses

There is an old woman on our neighborhood Facebook page who uses the weirdest old school idioms and frequent malaphors. Most of them don't even make sense.


Exhibit A: 

Exhibit B: 

And this is my friend's take on the phenomenon:

Tasty, Tasty Rhymes

Again with my best girls.