Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Silence of the Lambs

It is every parent's fundamental right to bore (read: scar) their children with "back in my day" stories. 

Me: When I was in high school, the farm kids told me that if a sheep wouldn't stand still for judging, they could startle it into submission by barely sticking a thumb up its butt.

Daughters: [mortified to the point of vocal paralysis] 

Hubs: How do you think I got you two to stay still for baby photos?

Daughters: [actually die] 

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