It is every parent's fundamental right to bore (read: scar) their children with "back in my day" stories.
Me: When I was in high school, the farm kids told me that if a sheep wouldn't stand still for judging, they could startle it into submission by barely sticking a thumb up its butt.
Daughters: [mortified to the point of vocal paralysis]
Hubs: How do you think I got you two to stay still for baby photos?
Daughters: [actually die]
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