Am I That Predictable?

I've commented on a friend's Facebook post and may have included one unsavory word.

Tiny Cesspools

I hate it when my kids are sick.

Deez. . . Well, You Know

My mom is always responsible for making the stuffing at Thanksgiving. She texted Hubs to ask for his preferences. She's in white, he's in blue.

Prime Day, Schmime Day

So, this happened on Amazon's disastrous Prime Day last month.

High Fashion

Beating Them Back with a Stick

Me: I need to clean my ring. It's disgusting.
Hubs: Yeah, I need you to clean mine too. I need it to be sparkling so it catches the eye and keeps all the ladies away.
Me: Yeah. I'll get right on that.

Lord of the Clicker

On Amazon's totally incredible smash-hit Prime Day we scored a Blu Ray player for $10. Hubs has just discovered that it's compatible with our current remote control.

Hubs: One remote to rule them all.
Me: I just lost my boner.
Hubs: I'm just glad you had a boner.