Fair Market Value

My dad recently came over to install some new lighting in my kitchen.

Doin' Da Butt

Just some fun with neighborhood friends. The poor girl in pink really had a hard time.

(in her defense, it turns out she doesn't have predictive text)

Now I'm Only Falling Apart

Like a lot of Americans, Hubs and I watched the eclipse on August 21.

Hubs: What if we wake up blind tomorrow?
Me: Well, I wouldn't have to look at your mug anymore.
Hubs: True.
Me: But then I wouldn't be able to watch Game of Thrones.
Hubs: Pros and cons.

Shock Value

Our fridge died and I petitioned my neighbors for help. This is what I got.

Rap Snacks, Part Deux

If you missed the post about my rapper pun exchange with my friend Andrew, you might want to check it out first. Rap Snacks

We were shocked that another mutual friend never weighed in because of her lifelong love of all things hip hop. I remarked that I couldn't believe she'd missed the whole thing.

Unfamiliar Territory

This is a text from my best friend. What makes it even better is that she's a lesbian. So is her wife.

My Old Dothraki Home

Like a lot of people, I'm a rabid Game of Thrones fan.

So I got added to the group.

If you want to see the other 49 states, click here. Some of them are really funny.