Daddy Issues

My boss recently planned a trip to the Bahamas with his wife -- sans children. So I sent him this:

Rest in Peace

My friend's son is a bit dramatic, but at least she's incredibly attuned to his needs.

Unfamiliar with the Territory

My lesbian friend and her lesbian wife have a daughter, but just added a son to the fold.

Right in the Chakras

I have a friend who is very no-nonsense and works in retail. If you're guessing that that's an interesting combination, you're right.

Not It

All she's asking for is food and snuggles.

Lost in Translation, Part Tres

My mom has discovered the joys of CBD oil.

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