Crocodile

Hubs and I were watching a Nat Geo thing about the largest crocodile ever caught (20 feet), and the largest one ever spotted (30 feet).

Me:  Our living room is 17 feet wide.
Hubs, stepping three feet into the kitchen to gauge 20 feet:  Holy crap.
Me:  Can you imagine running into something like that?  I'd shit myself.
Hubs:  You'd die.
Me:  I'd shit myself and then die.