Friday, May 29, 2015
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Just a Jiggalo
It's Hubs's responsibility to take out the trash every week.
Hubs: I gotta hurry and get all this on the street before it rains.
Me: Are you talking about the trash or [gesturing to his body] all of thissss?
Hubs: Joke if you will, but I'm worth a pretty penny.
Me: Exactly. A penny.
Hubs: Hey, if it's money it's worth it. I'll just have to sit on a pillow for a while tomorrow.
Friday, May 22, 2015
Kentucky Jelly
The toddler is peeling used stickers off of a craft project and trying to re-adhere them to my arm but they keep falling off.
Hubs: Looks like your skin is dry and uninviting.
Me: Keep it up and you'll find something else to be dry and uninviting.
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Ooh, That Smell (Part Six)
I just bought a new ergonomic pillow and I'm absolutely in love with it.
Me: It's like having your head cradled in the hands of an angel.
Hubs: I thought that's how you described my lap.
Me: I don't think angels smell like that.
