I recently attended an outdoor wedding and was walking to the reception area when the wind caught my skirt, resulting in a Marilyn Monroe moment. Because I had a drink in both hands (don't judge), my friend and the stranger next to me jumped to push my skirt back down for me.
Stranger: Do you want me to hold your drink so you don't spill it?
Me: Trust me:I'm from Kentucky. I'll expose myself before I spill my bourbon.
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