Fake Plastic Cheese

Me: Ugh. My friends and I were talking about how our husbands all eat American cheese and how gross it is.
Hubs: So? Women eat weird things. Like parfaits. And salads. What's the difference?
Me: Um... Those things are good? And nutritious?
Hubs: So is American cheese. I mean, it's cheese. Except it's not actually cheese.
Me: Exactly.
Hubs: Do you know why men like American cheese? Do you know how we got hooked on it?
Me [sighing]: Your mothers.
Hubs: Yes! Our mothers! See? It was all a woman's fault.
Me: Hey. We'll all take another reason to complain about our mothers-in-law.