Quiverfull, Part Four (so far)

Me: Hey! Just got a notification that my Amazon stuff arrived. I ordered a surprise for us! Don't get excited. But it is something useful.
Hubs: I didn't know they sold sister wives on Amazon.
Me: They sell everything on Amazon.
Hubs: Do we have to put her together?
Me: It said "some assembly required".


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