I'm clumsy and recently gave myself a small shiner instead of the usual knee and arm bruises. I don't wear makeup but desperately needed to cover up the bruise so Hubs and I made a trip to CVS.
Me: Oh my god. This song.
Hubs: What about it?
Me: I haven't heard it in years. It's on the playlist I made for 14yo when I was pregnant.
Hubs: Aww.
Me: Oh no. I'm going to cry. Oh shit. Should I go outside?
Hubs: Why?
Me: Because I'm standing here with a man looming over me, holding concealer in my hand, crying, with a black eye.
Hubs: Riiiiiight.
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