Exchanges With The Hubs (And Others)

Me: Hey! Just got a notification that my Amazon stuff arrived. I ordered a surprise for us! Don't get excited. But it is something usefu...

Me: You know what's most impressive about Shakira? She had to write all her songs twice. They rhyme in English and Spanish. Hubs: True...

It's a lazy Sunday morning and after getting dressed Hubs crawls back into bed with me for a minute. Hubs: How can you just be laying ...

We're at an amusement park when I spot the largest pair of breast implants I've ever seen outside of a documentary about mental diso...

Me: Why do you like Krystal so much more than White Castle? Hubs: Because they just put mustard and pickles on their burgers. They're p...

Also note the autocorrect of "Pentecostal" to "people tecostal".