Hubs has a new boss named Edward, and there have been jokes about working on "Team Edward".
Me: Well, if I had to choose between vampire and werewolf, vampire's the way to go.
Hubs: So you're saying you don't want big hairy balls?
Me: I just figure if he can lick his own balls, he doesn't need me.
Hubs: So you're saying you want to lick balls? I'm pretty sure that's what I heard you say.
