He of Little Faith

Me:  I couldn't figure out what to get you for Father's Day.  I think you'll like your gift, but it's not anything spectacular.
Hubs:  I wasn't expecting it to be.
Me: Um. . . Thanks?

What Can Brown Do for You?

UPS drops something at our door.  Hubs comes in carrying a rather substantial box.

Hubs:  You have a package.
Me (being coy):  So do you.
Hubs:  Well, which one do you want?
Me:  Mine's bigger.