We're discussing getting rid of our cats. I love them, but my kids are allergic and they've become a huge pain in the ass. However, I hate the thought of them living in cages at a shelter.
Me: I'm just wondering if we should set them free. See how long it takes them to get hit by a car. Or gas them in the garage.
Hubs: Are you serious?
Me: Not really. I'm just afraid they won't go to a good home.
Hubs: So you're thinking of putting them out of their hypothetical future misery. This doesn't bode well for me as I age.
Me: Nope. But would you rather rot in a nursing home or die peacefully in your sleep?
Hubs: I'm not going to answer that question.
Me: Wise.
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