Hubs and I are competing for space in the kitchen.
Hubs: I can't rinse this off with your giant man hands in the way.
Me: Want me to crack open a lobster for you?
Hubs: And I can't get in this cabinet with your giant man legs in the way.
Me: Are you sure you want to talk about how big my thighs are?
Hubs: Yeah... I regretted it the second it was out of my mouth.
Me: Are you wondering how much blood you have to shed to atone for that one?
Hubs: Yup.
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