Eleven

Hubs: So... I've been wanting to do something for weeks but you kept shutting me down.
Me: Um...
Hubs: So last night I went ahead and did it.
Me: I didn't feel a thing.
Hubs: It wasn't that. [Pauses] But you might want to clean the couch. 

(He actually did something worse than that - he watched the first episode of Stranger Things without me.)