Evening Constitutional

Hubs and I have split up to put our daughters to bed. I get finished first and am hanging out downstairs when I hear Hubs emerge from the 7yo's room. . . and then silence. I wait twenty minutes before sending him a text.

I get no response and another twenty minutes passes before Hubs finally wanders downstairs, looking dazed.

Me: Did you get my texts?
Hubs: Yeah. . . Just now.
Me: What were you doing?
Hubs: I'm gonna be honest. I thought you were taking a shit and I fell asleep.