Friday, September 15, 2017

Breaking the Internet

Hubs: Mark Zuckerberg has been gearing up for a presidential run.
Me: What? Nobody's going to elect the Facebook guy. [pause] Oh wait. Trump.
Hubs: He's opened the door for anybody to run. Kim Kardashian could be president at this point.
Me: I'd vote for her ass, I guess.
Hubs: That would be the vice president.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Friday, September 8, 2017


Just a couple random messages from my girls.

This person shall remain nameless.

I wish I could say I was responsible for this comment.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Fair Market Value

My dad recently came over to install some new lighting in my kitchen.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Doin' Da Butt

Just some fun with neighborhood friends. The poor girl in pink really had a hard time.

(in her defense, it turns out she doesn't have predictive text)