Friday, December 15, 2017

On the Naughty List

Sometimes a friendly neighborhood game can unearth some secrets you didn't see coming.

Monday, December 11, 2017

There's No Escaping, Part Deux

Hubs recently went out of town for a week. I survived. So did my kids. Barely.




(The background here is that Kentucky beat LSU in football on the day that Hubs and I got married. I watched the game in my dress and veil from a restaurant bar.)


For more travel headaches, click here: There's No Escaping

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Sofa Spawn

I shared the above exchange with a friend and discovered that I'm not the only person whose conception somehow involved a couch.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Die Harder

A couple years ago I finally gave in and conceded that Die Hard can be considered a Christmas movie, so now it's in our annual rotation. On Black Friday we're decorating the house and have this conversation.

Hubs: Let's get this done so we can relax later.
Me: And watch a movie.
Hubs: We can finish The Shining.
Me: I was actually going to suggest Die Hard.
Hubs: You want to have sex, don't you?

Monday, November 20, 2017

GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! (Best Friend)

Hubs and I are watching a Planet Earth special and the narrator is explaining the meteorological phenomenon of diamond dust.

Me: I want some diamond dust.
Hubs: Go to the strip club.