Me: I'm hungry. And thirsty.
Hubs: Anything else?
Me: And AMAZING.
Hubs: I was looking for things that are true.
Mere seconds later he pisses me off, then turns away to look out the car window. As soon as he turns back I smack him.
Me: I waited til you turned around because I wanted you to see it coming.
Hubs: [mouth agape] That was kind of amazing.
Me: I told you.