Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Hubs: And the PlayStation VR arrives that day.
Me: Gah. And I won't see you for weeks. [pause] Ooh! Happy anniversary to me!
Hubs: See? It all works out.
Friday, September 23, 2016
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Monday, September 19, 2016
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Me: This is what you're teaching her? If she takes her clothes off she gets candy?
Hubs: Hey, it worked on you.
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Sunday, September 11, 2016
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Friday, September 9, 2016
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Sunday, September 4, 2016
I'm an only child and am legitimately spoiled, even now that I'm married and thirty-mumble years old. This birthday was particularly bad; my parents took me to lunch on my birthday, another lunch over the weekend, and we celebrated with both lunch and dinner the following weekend. Poor Hubs has a birthday that's within days of Christmas, and (rightfully) laments the fact that his birthday celebration usually consists of a ten-minute timeout on Christmas day when all the family is gathered.
Hubs: We just ate your fourth birthday meal. Fourth.
Me: I know.
Hubs: I can't wait to enjoy my birthday White Castles that I have to eat in the drive thru while I'm still in the car.
My mom: No... It's your fortieth, right?
My mom: So you can go through the drive thru two times!